Genesis 1:1-4 (King James Version)
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:1-4 (Valley Girl Version)
So like God totally created the heaven AND the earth! Bonus! Awesome! BUT like the earth wasn’t accessorized (barf) and the waters weren’t pretty (gag me). And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters and junk. Like whatever. And so He was like “Let there be light” and stuff. And like OMG, there was light! You know? Awesome!
Genesis 1:1-4 (Cockney Rhyming Slang Version)
In the bloody beginnin’ God created the chuffin’ ‘eaven and the earf. and the earf was wifaht form, and void; and darkness was upon the Chevy Chase of the deep. and the spirit of God moved upon the Chevy Chase of the waters. And God said, let there be light: and there was Isle Of Wight.
Genesis 1:1-4 (Snoop Dogg Version)
In thizzle bizzle, G-O-Dizzle crizzle thizzle hizzle and thizzle eizzle. Shiznit, ya’ll. Thizzle light off the hizzle, fo shizzle, ha ha. Chuuch. My Dizzle, what you sizzle?
Genesis 1:1-4 (IM Version)
AFAIK TPTB created hevn/earth!!!!!!!! 😆
& earth=void; water=dark/ 🙁
Spirit/God moved oupon the face 0f the Waters ❗
And God s4id, le tthrebelight~~~~ 😡
And therewuz light!!!! 😎
TRDMF!! TTFN 🙂
Genesis 1:1-4 (Elmer Fudd Version)
In the beginning God cweated the heaven and the eawth. And the eawf was without fowm, and void; and dawkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spiwit of God moved upon the face of the watews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! And God said, Wet thewe be wight: and thewe was wight.
Genesis 1:1-4 (l337/LEET Version)
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