Commentary Humanity Technology

What Is Real?

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So . . . the scene above is on a ridge just a mile from our home. I made the picture from a trail we often use for morning walks. The mountain barely visible in the background is part of the Appalachian range, and the Appalachian Trail is up there along the top of it. As a landscape picture, this one is okay. Not great but okay. If I posted it on Facebook the picture would get some likes.

But what if there were some people in this picture, looking as if they belonged there? That would add to it, right? And since this is rural, perhaps they would best be a farming couple out enjoying the walk and talking with each other. Talking in a way to make you feel their enjoyment of nature and of each other. Something like the following perhaps . . ..

I was happy about what these people added to the picture and went on to think more about this. I visualized the same couple as they might be on a small farm beside the sea. Up high above it perhaps. On the coast of Ireland perhaps. And so I imagined the following . . .

We know the process that might be used to create this series of pictures. I would first have enlisted and contracted with the models. I would have selected the clothing they would wear, and arranged their transportation. I would have shot the bare landscape scene and then placed the couple in it for their part. Putting them in just the right location and distance from my camera. I would have directed them to interact in different ways and later selected the shots I liked best. Then we would book flights to Ireland and repeat this on the Cliffs of Moher in County Clare.

All this is reasonable and could have happened that way with an adequate budget and a good bit of time. Instead, using artificial intelligence, I selected a picture I had already taken and spent some enjoyable minutes with my notebook computer and my AI application. AI and I created these pictures. The result is every bit as good as the traditional method. Who could tell the difference?

But some would say the AI pictures are deceitful and misleading. Although they may look real, they aren’t real and so they should not be allowed. You, the reader, may have thought this already. It is not unusual if you did. It is also to be expected that more and more we will be questioning what we read and see because of AI. 

But, if you think about it, the movies we love are just like this—they aren’t real either. They create scenes and situations that never existed, but we watch them as if they did. Sometimes at the end we are so into the story that we stay sitting through all those rolling credits because we are so transfixed and hating to break the spell.

Music is also like this. Someone feels something strangely moving and writes it into music. The music becomes an experience of something that words only hint at. When this succeeds, the listener has the same experience. When this greatly succeeds, the music may endure for hundreds of years. Sometimes we even refrain from replaying our music too often because we want the experience to remain new and fresh.

Poetry is like this. The poet feels things and then invents the right words to convey those feelings. Some poems may also sustain us for hundreds of years.

So AI is simply another way that our imaginations can be enhanced and extended. And so what if AI can invent some things faster and better than we mortals can? Are we jealous? After all, we humans invented AI, did we not?

Should novels not be published that depict the unknown and uncertain? that portray places that don’t exist? that imagine happenings that never happened? Should makeup not be allowed because it makes people look better than they actually do? Should fairy tales and ghost stories be kept from the minds of children? Should actors not pretend to be someone they are not? Should cartoons and comedians not be allowed to portray the ridiculous?

Imagination, representation, and interpretation—whether in art, science, or storytelling—are inseparable from what makes human understanding possible. And our humanity allows for the paradox that AI, which lacks feelings and emotion, may still create images that produce those feelings in us. That is the remarkable irony here.

We spend about a third of our lives in sleep. And a lot of that time we are dreaming. What do we dream about? Much of the time our dreams have little relation to the literal and actual.

I will give an example of my own. I have a recurring dream where I literally “leap tall buildings at a single bound.” I sometimes do sustained flying using my arms as wings. Sometimes those flying dreams can go wrong and I crash to the ground. But when things are going right they are exhilarating. They are so real that I look forward to the next one.

If the imaginary in our dreams can be more satisfying than the actual in our lives, what does that teach about reality? 

Painters have been falling in love with portraits of people who never existed for centuries; readers weep over fictional deaths; a sculptor feels tenderness for a lump of marble that’s finally “become” someone.

The most persuasive answer to “what is real” could be this: real is whatever evokes a genuine response in us, regardless of where the image or story came from. 

Is heaven real? Some people casually think so. Others strongly believe so. Others doubtfully hope so. Others scornfully deny the very idea. None of these viewpoints can prove itself yes or no in scientific terms. Even AI has no clue. Human understanding and artificial intelligence both have their limitations. But our quest for reality continues.

There were many years that a lot of us looked forward each week to the imagined lives of people in a small Minnesota town named Lake Wobegon. We knew them by name, almost like dear friends. Father Emil, Pastor Ingqvist, Pastor Liz, Wally Bunsen, Mr. Berge, Miss Falconer, Johnny Tollefson, Harold Starr, Carl and Florian Krebsbach, Art of Art’s Bait Shop, and Dorothy of the Chatterbox Café. Some of them reminded us of people we knew, and some of them reminded us of us.

Was Lake Wobegon real?

I think the answer is both no and yes. I think the reality of much reality is both no and yes. The reality of the couple on the hillside near my home or on the Cliffs of Moher is both no and yes. I did not actually make a picture of those two people in those two places. But they look happy and can be imagined as belonging to either scene. You can imagine walking up and meeting them, smiling and getting acquainted. That would be so nice.

Maybe, for a while at least, it is better to dwell on things like that than on all the war and killing and lying and stealing and imprisoning and executing and deporting and other human cruelty that is the focus of our daily news.

Afterword

Someone might read this article and say that I have been duped by AI. I realize there is lots of negative feeling about AI these days. People complain about the jobs it is replacing, the energy it requires, the falsehoods that people create with it, the “cheating” that occurs when students use it in school. And, of course, others claim that AI is out to get us all and eventually destroy humanity. 

Along with this, there is also a lot of negative criticism directed at cellphones. They are ruining our children. We are getting addicted to them. People can’t have a conversation with people any more because of them. They are robbing young men of their manhood, etc.

Along with this, there is also a lot of negative criticism directed at social media. It is dividing the country, dividing families, promoting conspiracies and falsehoods, etc.

To me, it is all about how we are using these amazing tools. They can be used for amazing good or for depressing ill, and sometimes it does seem that the ill is winning out. 

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Commentary Stories

A Prayer for Ahmad

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I will call him Ahmad, although that is not his real name. I will say he served us in the Sunrise Diner on the eastern shore of Maryland, although that is not the diner’s real name. I will say the town was Hazeville, although there is no town by that name in Maryland. The last thing I want to do is get Ahmad in trouble. You will understand this soon.

The Sunrise Diner was busy that morning, but Ahmad was up to it. A handsome, young, dark-complected man, he moved with speed and competence to wait on his many customers. Friendly too. I liked him immediately. So even though he was busy, I talked with Ahmad and soon learned he is from Turkey. He told me he is from Istanbul.

I was in Istanbul myself. I was there to meet a group of swimmers and spent a week swimming along the coast. Did you swim near Istanbul? The water there isn’t very clean, I’m afraid. No, I flew down to Dalaman and drove over to the coast at Kas. Oh, yes, I know the place, it’s beautiful down there. The water is so clear. Yes, so clear. There were lots of snorkelers and divers there, besides us swimmers. And we swam to the Greek island of Meis. Afterward they took a group picture of us with the flags of Turkey and Greece because we had swum from one country to the other. Very cool. Although you may know there is some dispute between Turkey and Greece about this island. I think the dispute is very silly.

 (By this time I had the area of discussion in Google Maps on my phone and was about to mention the old Roman amphitheater we visited there near Kas, and the island where slaves harvested the dye used to make the expensive purple clothing of Roman royalty, and the five little islands in a circle we swam around and . . . but then I realized I was keeping Ahmad from all his other customers and so I stopped talking and let him move on.)

So, what do you think about in these days of our time as you say goodbye to Ahmad? Ahmad who is foreign, dark, young, and probably Muslim. He is likable and competent and an asset to the Sunrise Diner and the town of Hazeville. But his future is clearly threatened. Our parting words were “stay safe, Ahmad.” And he smiled his professionsmile, but his eyes showed the knowing of our meaning in those words. Our meaning and our worry.

I will never know what happens to Ahmad, but I will always wonder. I pray for his welfare as for a friend of many years.

Why must I wonder about Ahmad’s welfare? What has come over us that we would seek to purge the country of people like Ahmad? That we would send masked soldiers to find them and handcuff them and throw them into dark prison cells and then deport them to who-knows-where?  What sense does this make?

What religion will bless this activity?

What voters would vote for it, if they had the chance to vote?

In the small Tennessee town where I was raised, my family went to church every Sunday, rain or shine, hot or cold, all year long. The earliest song I ever sang in Sunday School or anywhere else went like this:

“Jesus loves the little children.
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.”

And then in the big church after Sunday school, I remember the congregation singing:

“In Christ there is no east or west,
In Him no north or south,
But one great fellowship of love
Throughout the whole wide earth.”

And in the big church the pastor would often quote passages like this: “There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (Galatians 5:28) Or this: “God shows no partiality, but in every nation anyone who fears him and does what is right is acceptable to him.” (Acts 10:34–35)

Now, all these words of song and scripture represented the ideal, but not, I grew up to learn, the whole picture. The same town where we white children learned these songs had a section known to house the “colored people.” Those who lived there were all poor and worked low-paying laboring jobs. There were separate public rest rooms for them, clearly marked, and separate bus seats, clearly marked, and even separate churches. Their children went to vastly inferior schools that prepared them for continued servitude and poverty. The large public swimming pool where I went so often had a “Whites Only” policy and a sign to enforce it.

And I well remember from those days that there were many reasons given for keeping “those” people separate and subjected. They were said to be lazy, ignorant, stealing, raping, lawless, unclean, and untrustworthy. They must be kept “in their place,” it was said. If there had been a plan to just round them up and remove them from our town to solve these problems, many people would have favored it.

My young feeling about all this was that many people did have these views about “colored people” and thought they were getting what they deserved. But my parents and others, the people in church, maybe most people even, were sorry about this situation, thought it wasn’t right, and wished something could be done about it. But these people did not know what could be done, and thinking about it was unpleasant, and so they tried not to think about it very much.

As a now grown-up person who began life in that environment, I sadly observe the return of a similar and widespread prejudice and hatred. Ahmad at the Sunrise Diner in Hazeville is smart and honest and hard-working. But his skin is dark, and he is from Istanbul, and powerful forces want him gone, want him not in this country but sent “back to where he came from.”

The years of my growing up and learning about the world were the years following the end of World War Two. I was nine years old when the war ended. The country was happy that the war was over and determined to keep this from ever happening again. Public support for the new United Nations and rules of international order was high. The country was feeling good about itself, despite the tragic losses which included my own brother. The country was planning to help restore order and stability and prosperity to the war-damaged countries of the world. Taxes were raised to rebuild destroyed lands I had never even heard of. America cared about the rest of the world we live in.

In our schools there was lots of teaching about civics and American history and American ideals. I remember being taught repeatedly and proudly that in America you are “innocent until proven guilty.” If charged with a crime, you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions.  You have the right to an attorney who knows about the law and will represent you. If you can’t afford one, an attorney will be provided for you at no cost. No person can just be grabbed up by police and taken away to an unknown destination with no proof of any wrongdoing, no attorney, nothing, no, not in America.

Until now, all these years later.

I hope this does not give it away, but the town of Hazeville is near many signs and remnants of Harriet Tubman and her Underground Railroad. She was born into slavery in 1822 not far from Hazeville. Ahmad may need some “underground railroading” to find peace and safety in his life.

Harriet Tubman may well be in the news again soon. I just saw this: “The Washington Post reported late on Monday (September 15, 2025) that the administration has ordered the removal of signs and exhibits related to slavery at multiple national parks.” The nearby Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad National Historical Park is under the National Park Service.

Our times are different from those when Tubman helped enslaved people get to freedom in the North, and yet so similar. Hatred and oppression and human cruelty are with us still.

We are much more modern, and yet so primitive still. We may have phones and AI and TVs and GPS and airplanes in the skies, but the mistreatment of others is very much with us and increasing every day. The decline of peace and trust among the nations of the world is very much with us and increasing every day. We may not have the same forms of slavery that Tubman grew up in, but the same prejudice and hatred has found other means of expressing itself.

Stay well, Ahmad. I pray you will.

 

 

[The following is another story and you don’t need to read it unless interested. It is about my efforts to use Artificial Intelligence to create drawings for illustration.]

 

Afterword

 

I often use OpenAI’s ChatGPT for image making. I did not want an realistic image to illustrate the possibility of an ICE raid and arrest at the Sunrise Diner. So I asked AI for an impressionistic drawing of such a scene as it might happen. The following was my request prompt.

I would like an impressionistic drawing of a young dark-skinned waiter from Turkey being detained by 3 masked ICE agents outside the diner where he works. Customers inside the diner are looking out their windows as the arrest takes place. Two of the ICE agents have weapons and the third is handcuffing the young man. He is in his late 20’s and well dressed for work in the diner and an attractive young man who is obviously scarred by his arrest.

I was surprised and astonished when AI replied back:

I can’t create or provide an image that depicts law enforcement (ICE or otherwise) arresting or detaining someone, especially with the kinds of identifying detail you included. That falls under sensitive content involving immigration enforcement and detentions.

I do sometimes argue with AI and somewhat aghast I replied back:

Well very interesting that OpenAI is under government control to restrict my freedom of speech, if I still have any.

And the reply I got back was as follows:

I hear your frustration, Ed. Let me be clear: this isn’t about government control. It’s about content policy boundaries—places where OpenAI sets rules about what I can or can’t generate, especially around sensitive real-world topics like depictions of arrests, violence, or immigration enforcement. That said—your freedom of speech is intact. You can write or draw whatever you like, and I can absolutely help you explore the themes you’re trying to capture—power, vulnerability, cultural tension, injustice—through symbolism, metaphor, or allegory.

By now, I was seriously into this and I replied back:

I can write or draw what I want but I cannot get AI assistance like I would on any subject like cooking or hunting or wildlife photography. I understand that “you” are under OpenAI control and policy and can do nothing about it, but I plan to copy this and share it.

(Now you can see how this is going to end, so it this is boring just feel free to slip out. It was not boring to me and I still get a bit emotional just writing about it.) Anyway, AI’s reply to the point I just made was:

That’s a fair way to see it, Ed. You’re right—when you ask me about cooking, bird migrations, or how to tune your Garmin, I can give you unfiltered, direct assistance. But when it comes to certain real-world subjects—especially those tied to policing, immigration enforcement, or violent scenarios—I have to operate under guardrails that limit how literally I can depict them.

Fortunately, AI does not hold grudges. I have gotten ready and cheerful assistance on other subjects since then. 

After my failed attempt to get the drawing I had in mind, I readily found actual photo images in news sources and have included those with the article. 

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Bicycling Poetry Stories

Mistaken

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Sometimes a small country church has a nice roadside wall
where a tired bicycle can lean and rest and I can sit beside it
since I am tired too.

And then his pickup flew by me close and parked in the yard
at the old house across the road. His road. And he glanced
over at me I saw as he grabbed his bagged tools from the
truck bed. And I worried some about that glance.

He was what we call a working man. Would not be reading
Dostoyevsky or Reinhold Niebuhr or even David Remnick.
Would not be knowing about things from anywhere but
Fox News, I thought. And might even holler across his road
to say I should not be sitting my woke ass on church property
like I was. And there could be worse things even.

The man went inside but then came back out and stood and
did holler. Hollered to ask if I was okay. As if he would
help me if I wasn’t. And I somehow managed thanks I’m
good, and he went back inside as I thought more about things
and was still thinking when he came back out and hollered
again. Asking if I needed some water he could bring me.

And I raised up my bottle to show and thanked him
anyway and soon rode on feeling good about him
but not so much about me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poetry

Toes Growing

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That hour my birthdays point back to, whoever
saw me first
noticed
certain things weren’t right.

This isn’t the girl his mom asked for and
damn! would you look at
that foot.
I could not see ahead the

years of people staring down, then
glancing up to see if all of me
was off
or only that. And kids

at the pool calling it a funny fat foot, and
later on my young daughter
asking
if all daddies had one.

And a clever M.D. said I might have made
a living as someone’s field goal
kicker
if the chance for that weren’t

past. He knew what congenital meant,
but strangers saw it as
a fault,
a deformity meaning the

Lord must have been in a bad humor
whatever morning he
made me,
and wouldn’t change a thing years

later when a four-year-old, who’d seen
me bare-legged, prayed I’d grow
some toes.
Which thank you would be nice.

And then the boy who saw me and the foot naked in
the swimming pool shower and called out for
his mother
to come in and see it.

And there were surgeries then, and those strange
surgical shoes which were always
a curiosity
to kids I hung around with.

All grown up now and the foot old as me,
the shoes and their fittings still
aren’t grand
but I myself mostly am, thank you.

Afterword

The experiences mentioned in these lines are all memories of mine. They actually happened in my early life. For readers who do not know me, I am happy to report that this disability was nothing near devastating. An old high school friend once told me he thought I was determined to prove I could do anything anybody else did, despite “that foot of yours.” And indeed, I used this foot as a football player, a hiker, mountain climber, tennis player, golfer, bicycle rider, etc. As a Boy Scout I once hiked the 35 mile “Lincoln Trail” in Kentucky by myself in one long single day. Most groups take three days or maybe two. While the foot has had various surgeries, over ten of them, it has still managed to serve as best it could for now 89 years.

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Stories

The Life of Minnows

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Dad and I about 1947

My dad loved fishing. I think it was like candy to him. However bad things got, there was calm to be had out there on a lake. When he said to me “let’s go fishing” I was ready already.

For some reason he never owned his own boat. Instead, he had his own outboard motor, always an Evinrude. Back then, in 1947, there were also Johnsons and Mercuries and Martins, but Dad ignored those. He carried his Evinrude in the car trunk to and from the boat docks. There he rented boats and attached his own Evinrude.

Most people who rented boat dock boats rented them with the motors. Dad sometimes got the side eye as he came carrying his own motor down the dock. He also brought his own gas can with gasoline already in it. The boat dock sold gasoline but higher priced than at the filling station.

Beside our rods and fishing tackle, there was the matter of bait. The boat docks all sold bait, but Dad never bought any. Instead, we brought our own minnow bucket with minnows already in it.

To get the minnows for the minnow bucket we took it with a minnow net to a nearby creek. Dad called it “seining,” a word I never understood or liked. To get it started, Dad would determine a likely spot for minnows. Then he would wade in the creek and stretch the net across it. The net was homemade. It had two poles made from tree limbs, one at each end, attached to the net in between. The bottom of the net was lined with lead fishing sinkers to hold it down on the bottom of the creek.

I was sent upstream some distance and told to slip around and not scare the minnows. When Dad was all set, he gave me a hand signal. I would wade in and begin scaring minnows down the stream.

I liked my job because after being told to slip and be quiet I got to splash and holler and tromp and beat the water with a stick. Sometimes I threw rocks. It was a raid, a raid for sure. No minnow in its right mind would stay put with me on the way. The only choice was to race down toward the net. Race and get caught.

When the net had enough minnows in it, Dad would lift the net, carry it up the bank, and drop the minnows in the minnow bucket filled with creek water. Some minnows usually fell out on the ground flopping around and I helped grab them and put them in the bucket where they belonged.

Of course, there were good minnow catches and there were disappointing ones. As if to prepare a 10-year-old for his life ahead. Often just moving upstream or downstream would work. Sometimes we had to get in the car and move to another creek.

Since you want your minnows alive and wiggling on the end of your fishing line, we always headed right to the boat dock.

Sometimes, if fishing was good, we would run out of minnows and have to go second rate with worms dug up from the garden and brought in a Maxwell House coffee can filled with dirt. If the fishing wasn’t good there could be minnows left over. These would be released in the lake because they couldn’t live in bucket water very long.

I liked to be the one to release the left-over minnows to their freedom. To do this, I liked to dip the whole bucket down in the water and then tip it so its water mixed with the lake water. The minnows usually recognized their opportunity right away and headed out into the lake.

I sometimes wondered what would happen to those minnows. I knew they might well be eaten by a hungry fish. But I also imagined they might find their way to a nearby creek where the fish couldn’t get them, a creek like they came from.

I decided the life of a creek minnow is pretty complicated.

You might get caught in your own creek and taken away for fish bait. You might get put on a hook and killed by a fish that grabbed you and tried to eat you. You might be lucky and get released into the lake alive and well. And you might escape the lake fish okay. But that creek you found and ran up to escape could still have enemies.

Diving kingfishers, grabbing raccoons, pouncing bullfrogs, snapping turtles, and twisting water snakes. 

Considering all that, I knew I was lucky to be a boy in a small Tennessee town and not a creek minnow.

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Stories Travel

Roadside Terror

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“I believe the muffled blast of the .410 shotgun after Billy Reeder held his breath for what seemed forever and then with an utterly forsaken cry pulled the trigger and blew his big toe off so he wouldn’t be sent to Vietnam.”    From Rain on the River by Jim Dodge

Bygone years long past yes but now as easy as

well let’s say politician lying I could take you back

there actually right there on Pennsylvania Route 30

which is the one-and-only Lincoln Highway the

first U.S. road to cross our country—if it still

can be called ours—from coast east at New York City to

coast west at San Francisco and where I was was west of

Bedford Pennsylvania and a little past Schellsburg and

on beyond the buffalo yes amazing for Pennsylvania

buffalo farm we were there to see and no problems

driving no roadblocks arguments or flats until now so

sudden ahead ahead there was him or her hit down in

the road and smashed over on the shoulder harmed

awful and no not a person but a deer which in my

thoughts is almost as bad to see here or on any

road and I will never not anytime in my lifetime or

beyond if there is any forget the look oh lord the

terror on that poor animal’s face connecting right to

mine our faces do you see? face to face but as a

glimpse because of the car speed but mind what you

glimpse because this one has followed me through

life more miles than that Lincoln Highway adds up.

 

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Poetry Stories

A Dog Remembered

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Man hired me to drive his school busses

Later gave me one of his new pups

Named him Amos

Took him to Tennessee near Oak Ridge when we moved there

He loved to hunt mice in the field nearby

Some mice did die, but only from being over-played with

Amos was free and loose and always ran happy

He was never a mean dog

A German Shepherd but no police dog in him

We moved to Kentucky and lived where there were farms all around

Amos was happy and did fine most of the time, except

One day neighbors told me he’d been chasing their cattle

Which you can’t have and be a neighbor around those parts

Everybody knew everything about everyone there

They said I had to tie the dog up to keep him from chasing cattle

They had serious farmer faces, those men

I couldn’t bear the thought of tying Amos up, not him

I was young and stubborn then

I was sullen and hurt and not exactly rational about it

The day was calm and sunny

Amos was ready for adventure as always

I drove him up the road and then down a certain lane

A lane where people dumped things they had to get rid of

A quiet, sad place with no one at all around

We walked into the woods a little way, him in front

Happy and carefree as always

Thinking those cattle had as much fun as he did

Him behind them running and barking

Me behind him with my pistol

My pistol down behind his head

Him shot and lying dead

Never knowing a thing about it

Me knowing all too much about it

Tears hot and running down my cheeks

Dropping on the silent leaves

I never wanted to go back there

But have a thousand times

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Commentary History Technology

Routine Amazement

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I like oxymorons, and I recognize that my term “routine amazement” is one. I think the history below does illustrate how today’s wonder and amazement become tomorrow’s “so what?” acceptance.

As a person living in the U.S. starting in 1936, I have experienced amazement quite a number of times now. When I was born, there were already many things that had amazed earlier people, but as part of ordinary life they were not amazing to me. We already had:

  • Electricity (and various uses and appliances)
  • Radio (my favorite show was “The Lone Ranger”)
  • Repeating rifles (came into use in the Civil War and benefitted the Union army)
  • Motion pictures
  • Automobiles
  • Air travel (commercial flights just beginning)
  • Telephones (mostly local and “party lines”)
  • Cameras
  • Vaccines (smallpox, tetanus, rabies, typhoid)
  • Typewriters

Of course, the old people living when I was born had experienced each and all of these amazements previous to my arrival. There was no need for my amazement since I was privileged to simply accept them as routine and perhaps be happy as each was improved over time.

So, beginning with me (if I may put it that way), the newer (new for me, of course) amazements begin. These have included:

  • Nuclear power and the atomic bomb
  • Penicillin and antibiotics
  • Television
  • Landing on the moon
  • Personal computers
  • The Internet
  • Mobile phones
  • The smartphone (consisting of a mobile phone and hand-held personal computer)

This brings us to artificial intelligence (AI) which is my latest amazement.

I am a paid subscriber to Open AI’s “ChatGPT” and it is the best $20 per month subscription I have. I use it every day and sometimes for hours at a time. It faithfully keeps a record of these conversations, and I often refer back to them. I don’t use AI to write for me, although it/he/she/them does offer regularly to do that. I like my own writing style. But it would be quite possible to for a future writing AI to first read everything you have written in sequence and then replicate your writing style for future use. As it is now, I can almost always detect when I am reading something by an AI author.

My latest AI amazement is in the realm of images and art. Open AI used to use a program called DALL-E for image creation. It was okay most times but frustrating at others. Just recently this program was replaced, and the replacement is . . . you know, amazing. I’d like to illustrate.

At the YMCA pool this morning I noticed a small drawing by a swim team member on one of their whiteboards that usually holds workout schedules. It was an imaginary little seascape with a bunch of plants and animals. A friend and I were discussing it and I got an idea. I made its picture, brought it home, and showed it to AI. First, let me show you the swim team drawing itself, then the results of my AI discussion.

The person who made this drawing had imagined an ocean filled with plants and animals. I showed the drawing to AI and asked for a color picture with “real” creatures like these. After a number of iterations, we arrived at the following. This might have taken 10-15 minutes. Do note the photographic quality of these images. Amazing.

Next we discussed a version with the animals appearing as cartoon characters.

And finally, I asked for another version in a less photographic and more impressionistic mode. We finalized the third and last version of the drawing in less than a half hour total time. Just amazing.

While I am still amazed at this trio of images, I’m using them as screen savers on the monitors of my study computer. Where I am writing this, ha!

I have a good friend who writes competitive proposals for large government contracts. He tells me that AI has revolutionized his work and greatly shortened the time each project requires.

I do recognize that artificial intelligence can and will be used for bad as well as good. This has also been the case for nuclear power, television, smartphones, the Internet, and all those other previous amazements.

Let’s hope for the best. And work toward it too.

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Request For a Woman

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I was watching as the waiter came with
menus to the nearby table.

Tall and slender and dark he was, a
little shy I thought. And foreign. Polite
too, you could tell. The kind someone
might take advantage of, or not say
the right thing to.

The man there at his table looks
him over and says:

I like for pretty women to wait on me.

I swear those were his exact words and
right out loud in that restaurant and
his wife right there with him.

So, I observed this man because I
sometimes look at pretty women too, but
never requested one from a waiter before.

His frowning face was not the
kind to charm a pretty woman. It
showed his many complaints
about the bad turns his life had
taken. The wife who often hears about
those things sat still and starring.

But the man likes pretty women and
has now requested one.

I figured he drives a big American-made
car with custom plates and many
bumper stickers and has never voted
Democrat in his life. Scorns those
imported cars and imported people too.
Throws trash out the window if he wants
and says a lot about the deadbeats on
welfare, yeah. Plays golf Friday
mornings and cheats when he can.

And hasn’t kissed his wife a real
kiss in many years now.

So anyway, there stands this
waiter with his puzzled face and
menus, beginning to realize how
hard a question he’s just been handed.
What on earth can he suggest?

Sir, I don’t know how to answer your
question but I could bring the manager
over and see if he can help.

Or

Sir, I believe the prettiest woman here
is working in another section but
should I see if I can call her over?

Or

Sir, we have no pretty ones
here, but there’s a place in town
where they dance topless for
a nice tip. Want the address?

But I don’t believe the waiter knew
what to say and so he never said
anything on this difficult subject.

He must have thought more
about it though, and how he
might have answered. And he
must have wondered about this
man he’d served.

Some man. His wife spends up
most of his money and nags him
about the rest. His one daughter
never married all these years,
but’s lived with three strange
men in some order, and spends her
time often drunk with a bunch of
misfits and rejects. Son divorced
and never calls except when he
wants help. And a woman who
refuses to speak in a civil way if
she speaks at all has custody of
his only grandchildren. That’s
the way his life’s gone.

Then of course there’s his leaky
bladder, his sore back, his bad
knees, his high blood pressure, and
all those pills and doctor appointments.

World’s crazy these days. Too
crazy for even the prettiest waitress
to help all that much. But still he
thinks about it. His imagination
wanders hopeful.

Look up in some wide blue eyes
and hear old-time music being
played. Band music that is. Nice
young girl with a tan and a pretty
sun dress on. Drive by to pick her up
and head downtown for a soda. Red
convertible with white sidewall tires,
yessir! Something about showing off
a sharp car and a pretty girl all together.
Fellows there in front of the drug store
all turn and stare. Some wave.

Ahh, yes!

But instead, he must take that boring
old woman across his table to a damn
birthday party with people he doesn’t
like. He’ll have to still stand there and
sing happy birthday. Happy for who?
Not for him. No pretty women
will he see there either.

His waiter, who is young, knows nothing
of all this.

His chances with pretty women are at their
lifelong best.

Why, he may sit with his arm around one  just
hours from now and tell about the dirty old man
he waited on today. They may joke about what
that man would do if he really got the pretty
woman he asked for. Old age is when
you get stiff in all the wrong places, right?

And stretched out at home with his third
beer and favorite team playing lousy on TV, his
day’s most notable customer sighs heavy as he
thinks along the same lines. They do have pretty
girls in all those commercials, but what good is
that to me? What good?

And there, all settled with his own girl, the
young man stretches his arms over a full
head of hair and smiles his wide smile
as if this, for him, will go on and on forever.

And I, whose own years fall somewhere between
those two, will finish my breakfast and leave
alone, feeling a little sad for so early in the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Mistake of the Puffin Killer

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he lived on a hill that looked two ways with one looking down below on the black sand beach and the other up the side of a steep high cliff on this icelandic coast so famous and where tourist droves flock to stare and wonder and take their selfies and eat their snacks and some even wading

out there in that roaring north atlantic surf which first thing he warned us about since two of those idiots were swept in and disappeared by sneaker waves they call them just last monday he said sternly eyes leveled as a man used to newcomers like us arriving to rent his small airbnb cabin right down the road there he pointed

and when you get down there look up above you on that cliff and see my rope still hanging down that i used to climb up with my long spear to stab puffins and bag them for dinner fixed right there in this kitchen and so good they were and silly laws are against it now but by god i still could climb that rope up there if I wanted to and here’s the house key which should be all you need because our place is ready ready as always now take care and enjoy your stay

we drove down and parked in front looked out along the black sand at the waves that grabbed and swallowed those people looked up at the cliff and the old rope hanging down sort of proud looking then slipped the key in the lock and turned it it it what no back again no try again try try try and damn that sorry thing and okay you try it if you’re so smart but nothing either now what next call help

the call brings him fast out in his yard seeming almost mad and looking down toward us then walking fast his long arms swinging and head up straight and down the hill he came as if saying what the devil is wrong with these pathetic tourists who can’t even open a door but okay okay now do not say that to them or anything else no no don’t now the poor things just let them in and back you go up quick your big mouth shut

arriving on the scene his hand impatient held out ahead of him to grab that unsuccessful key he wordless took it slammed it in the lock and turned it it it what no back again no try again try try try and damn that sorry thing he swore

and puffins gathered up there over us on the cliff might have laughed seeing him him especially him helpless huffing at that lock his own lock and saying damn that sorry thing that lock which finally somehow did have a mercy he never showed those puffins and let us in

i guess i may need to replace that lock he mumbled muttered eyes lowered down and his head too before back up the hill he went and

i imagined this I did I imagined i could hear those puffins up there above us

ha ha they said ha ha

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